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Katy Perry’s 3rd Studio Album: Real Fucking Dark

CONFIRMED TRACKS:

1. Just Cut
2. Bisexual Boys Boys Boys
3. Emoboy
4. Sad Romance
5. Cry in the Fucking Dark
6. So Depressed I Could Die
7. Born Like This (Not A Phase)
8. Hair (In My Face)
9. Bloody Wrists
10. Scene Kids
11. The Edge of My Razor Blade

“My music is about to get real fucking dark. You’d never see my face because my hair would be in it.” - Katy Perry

She’s not a California Gurl anymore! Release Date: TBA

jankyass:

“Hello?”

“Hi Nicki. It’s Beyonce Giselle Knowles-Carter of the House of Dereon aka King B aka America’s National Treasure with skin and soul as pure and as white as a fresh Winter Morning aka Sasha Fierce aka The Second Coming. How you livin’?”

“actually my name’s Ka-“

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Just walk just walk…